VIDEO: Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 09.13.09 in Comics/Toons, Videos/Movies

I usually write my own descriptions for everything that I post, but the text they use on the main site of Cartoon Gonzo to describe their STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS PORN is just too… amazing?… to pass up. So, without further ado, here you go:

“The main hero of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, inimitable Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker has never realized how sexy his young Padawan Ahsoka Tano was – until now… Man, this swarthy hottie is a real boiling sex pot – and at least she managed to heat young Anakin up too! She’s got her little tight pussy oozing fresh love juice and she wants Skywalker to probe it with his huge cock. Needless to say, he won’t make her wait! Drown in Jedi jizz, bitch!”

That last part has me positively dying, you guys. Jedi jizz! But, um, comical descriptions aside – the video is really well-done, and it’s made in such a way that it’s POV-style… meaning, you can either go with the story they provided and imagine that it’s Anakin fucking her, or you can push him aside and fantasize that it’s you, instead. Nice, points to Cartoon Gonzo, huh?. Anyhow, either click the still image to stream the video, or right-click it to download it to your computer… and have fun!

Star Wars Sex Comic: Yoda & Padme

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 05.10.08 in Comics/Toons

When it comes to loyal fans, nobody is more devoted than Star Wars fanatics – okay, except possibly Trekkies. Either way, it’s kind of incredible when you realize the sheer volume there is when it comes to Star Wars paraphanalia, toys, spin-off book series, and other items that hail from that galaxy far, far away. But none of those other products can even hold a candle to probably the number one export of Star Wars obsessives: their x-rated fan fiction. There’s only one conclusion that can be made when you think about it: Star Wars fans want to see their favorite characters get it on, and since there was little to no sexuality in the actual movies, they’re left to spin their own sensual tales. No longer, though. Sinful Comics has come to save the day, with this Natalie Portman-as-Amidala meets Yoda’s (somehow incredibly huge, but still green) cock for a hardcore sex comic like nothing you’ve ever seen. This is only part of their FIRST issue of Star Wars/Sci Fi inspired comics, and it falls in nicely with the other Natalie Portman stuff they’ve done before. Basically, if this kind of thing is what you’ve been craving, there’s much more up this alley in the Sinful Comics archive – this gallery is just a small taste. Enjoy.