XXX-Men With Cyclops, Storm & Jean Grey
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 09.01.11 in Comics/Toons
I’m just gonna come out and say it: I think that Cyclops sucks. This may have something to do with the fact that after my introduction to the X-Men comics (one of the Legion Quest books was my first), I started grabbing the now-defunct X-Men Classics series along with my other books. One of the first turned out to be that issue where Cyclops and Storm fight for leadership of the X-Men because Scott is busy being a useless sad sack. He gets his ass summarily kicked by Storm and proceeds to do even MORE moping, and my eternal dislike for him was locked in. I’ve yet to read anything else that has made him any more tolerable; he seems so stiff and boring and waspy and prone to terrible outfits that it makes the fact that he keeps somehow attracting incredible women like Jean Grey and Emma Frost all the more puzzling. I mean, how does someone that boring manage to rank as a manwhore? It’s one of the greatest mysteries of the Marvel Universe, because I sure know that I’ve never met a female comic reader (myself included) that had any more than vague annoyance ranging to all-out hate for the guy. Um… okay, well, this probably is a really weird choice for what to write as a gallery description, but considering that these Leandro Comics feature Cyke getting it on with both Storm and Jean Grey, I sort of couldn’t hold back! He’s just so… ew. But I mean, at least Storm and Jean look super hot in these comics, so I guess I’ll forgive Leandro… even if on their main page you can see a peek of a set with Cyclops and Psylocke as well. Wait, that’s actually canon too, isn’t it? Or am I hallucinating that Psylocke went after him once? God, Cyclops must be wearing Sex Panther or Nexus or something, because wtf?!
X-Men Orgy: Rogue, Mystique & Storm
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.14.09 in Comics/Toons
Yessssss. I might have to internet marry Leandro Oliveira, the man behind Leandro Comics. He’s taken superhero porn to an entirely new level – his art looks like it belongs straight in the pages of your favorite comic books. I’d go out on a limb and say he’s just as talented – if not more so – than some of the big name artists working for Marvel & DC lately. Check out these pictures if you need proof – Storm has never looked as hot as she does here, playing with her big pink dildo… and Mystique and Sabretooth finally show the sexual chemistry that brought us Graydon Creed. And then of course we’ve got Rogue and Wolverine, which almost makes sense: perhaps his regeneration abilities would be able to counteract her draining powers so that they could actually have skin-to-skin contact? And really, who needs Gambit when you’ve got Wolvie anyhow, so I’m all for this pairing! But seriously, I love this update so much, mostly because of Rogue and Mystique’s inclusion… those two are some of my all-time favorite Marvel characters: X-Men Unlimited #4 is still one of my favorite issues of any comic ever because it focused so heavily on Rogue, Nightcrawler, and Mystique. And the only thing that could’ve made X-Calibre better than it was would’ve been a Rogue cameo – but with how fierce and sexy Mystique was in the AoA, nerds might’ve imploded everywhere due to the sheer hotness factor of those two on the same page. Seriously, you guys, I love Mystique so much. And Rogue. And now, Leandro Comics, obviously!
The X-Men Are Having A Mutant Orgy
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.30.08 in Comics/Toons
Okay, let’s see if I can correctly identify all the superheroes featured in these hardcore X-Men comics from Drawn Sex: Jean Grey, Storm, Professor X, Wolverine, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Archangel, Jubilee (I *think* that might be Skin and Husk of Generation X with her, but I’m not sure), Mystique, Gambit, Toad, Blob… holy shit, is that OMEGA FUCKING RED with Storm? I think it might be. Awesome. Anyhow, continuing on… Beast, Iceman (I think?), and either Wolfsbane or Feral, I can’t tell. There’s a few that completely elude me, either because I simply don’t recognize them, or because… well, they’re naked and their face is in someone’s pussy, so how the fuck am I supposed to tell who it is? If anyone can identify the remaining characters, shoot me a comment on the main page of Tales Of Hentai and let me know. The rest of you, just sit back and enjoy the mutant action from Drawn Sex – possibly the only place in the world where you can see Omega Red getting down and dirty. I’m… impressed.
