XXX-Men With Cyclops, Storm & Jean Grey

[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 09.01.11 in Comics/Toons

I’m just gonna come out and say it: I think that Cyclops sucks. This may have something to do with the fact that after my introduction to the X-Men comics (one of the Legion Quest books was my first), I started grabbing the now-defunct X-Men Classics series along with my other books. One of the first turned out to be that issue where Cyclops and Storm fight for leadership of the X-Men because Scott is busy being a useless sad sack. He gets his ass summarily kicked by Storm and proceeds to do even MORE moping, and my eternal dislike for him was locked in. I’ve yet to read anything else that has made him any more tolerable; he seems so stiff and boring and waspy and prone to terrible outfits that it makes the fact that he keeps somehow attracting incredible women like Jean Grey and Emma Frost all the more puzzling. I mean, how does someone that boring manage to rank as a manwhore? It’s one of the greatest mysteries of the Marvel Universe, because I sure know that I’ve never met a female comic reader (myself included) that had any more than vague annoyance ranging to all-out hate for the guy. Um… okay, well, this probably is a really weird choice for what to write as a gallery description, but considering that these Leandro Comics feature Cyke getting it on with both Storm and Jean Grey, I sort of couldn’t hold back! He’s just so… ew. But I mean, at least Storm and Jean look super hot in these comics, so I guess I’ll forgive Leandro… even if on their main page you can see a peek of a set with Cyclops and Psylocke as well. Wait, that’s actually canon too, isn’t it? Or am I hallucinating that Psylocke went after him once? God, Cyclops must be wearing Sex Panther or Nexus or something, because wtf?!

X-Men Orgy: Rogue, Mystique & Storm

[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.14.09 in Comics/Toons

Yessssss. I might have to internet marry Leandro Oliveira, the man behind Leandro Comics. He’s taken superhero porn to an entirely new level – his art looks like it belongs straight in the pages of your favorite comic books. I’d go out on a limb and say he’s just as talented – if not more so – than some of the big name artists working for Marvel & DC lately. Check out these pictures if you need proof – Storm has never looked as hot as she does here, playing with her big pink dildo… and Mystique and Sabretooth finally show the sexual chemistry that brought us Graydon Creed. And then of course we’ve got Rogue and Wolverine, which almost makes sense: perhaps his regeneration abilities would be able to counteract her draining powers so that they could actually have skin-to-skin contact? And really, who needs Gambit when you’ve got Wolvie anyhow, so I’m all for this pairing! But seriously, I love this update so much, mostly because of Rogue and Mystique’s inclusion… those two are some of my all-time favorite Marvel characters: X-Men Unlimited #4 is still one of my favorite issues of any comic ever because it focused so heavily on Rogue, Nightcrawler, and Mystique. And the only thing that could’ve made X-Calibre better than it was would’ve been a Rogue cameo – but with how fierce and sexy Mystique was in the AoA, nerds might’ve imploded everywhere due to the sheer hotness factor of those two on the same page. Seriously, you guys, I love Mystique so much. And Rogue. And now, Leandro Comics, obviously!

Super-Powered Sex With The X-Men

[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 05.13.09 in Comics/Toons

With the recent release of the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie (and its accompanying super-awesome video game), I’ve decided that the denizens of the internet porn world are in dire need of some hot, hot mutant sexcapades. Enter Online Super Heroes and their particular brand of high-quality drawn superhero smut and this particularly awesome gallery that features a veryhorny Ms. Marvel – who I’ve always thought had one of the sexiest costumes in the Marvel universe, considering how well it shows off her giant tits – teaming up with everyone’s favorite mutant heroes, the X-Men, for some super-powered sex. Let’s see, we’ve got Wolverine, Gambit, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Colossus, Emma Frost, what I think is supposed to be Havok (sorry, I’m not that into him) and some other girl whose name I TOTALLY KNOW but am also totally forgetting… all having their way with the cosmically-powered Carol Danvers… and each other, of course. Just what we needed – Online Super Heroes never disappoints!

The X-Men Are Having A Mutant Orgy

[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.30.08 in Comics/Toons

Okay, let’s see if I can correctly identify all the superheroes featured in these hardcore X-Men comics from Drawn Sex: Jean Grey, Storm, Professor X, Wolverine, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Archangel, Jubilee (I *think* that might be Skin and Husk of Generation X with her, but I’m not sure), Mystique, Gambit, Toad, Blob… holy shit, is that OMEGA FUCKING RED with Storm? I think it might be. Awesome. Anyhow, continuing on… Beast, Iceman (I think?), and either Wolfsbane or Feral, I can’t tell. There’s a few that completely elude me, either because I simply don’t recognize them, or because… well, they’re naked and their face is in someone’s pussy, so how the fuck am I supposed to tell who it is? If anyone can identify the remaining characters, shoot me a comment on the main page of Tales Of Hentai and let me know. The rest of you, just sit back and enjoy the mutant action from Drawn Sex – possibly the only place in the world where you can see Omega Red getting down and dirty. I’m… impressed.

X-Hentai: Wolverine/Rogue/Storm

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 05.19.08 in Comics/Toons, Videos/Movies

The first comic book that I ever read was the Legion Quest story arc from the X-Men series. I immediately fell in love with the Marvel universe and the characters of Rogue and Wolverine quickly became my favorites. In my mind, I always paired them up together – they both had such a fierceness about them, an animalistic sensuality that no other X-Men seemed to share. I knew that I couldn’t be the only one who imagined them together, and today I found a FUCKING AWESOME movie at Hentai Password that proved me right. It’s a Wolvie/Rogue shipper’s dream come true, basically: a training session in the danger room gets them both a bit too worked up, and along with Storm (another of my favorites – fuck you, Halle Berry) they find themselves giving in to all of that pent-up sexual tension. This movie rules.