BoneCraft: XXX Fantasy PC Game

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 01.02.12 in CGI/3D

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim


Final Fantasy Hardcore Hentai Babes

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 01.21.11 in CGI/3D

As I’ve stated time and time again, I don’t really “do” the Final Fantasy series. I’ve played part of X (and I like it well enough that I do plan on finishing it… someday… maybe…) and made it to the part of XIII where Snow gets some sort of motorcycle ice lesbians before getting too bored (press a, press a, press a, repeat until you want to die) to continue. But the FF games as a whole just somehow fail to grab me in the way that, say, Tales Of series or the Mana Khemia games do. So this gallery from Gogo Celeb might have FF girls beyond the three that I immedaitely recognize (Lightning, Vanille, and Fang, all from Thirteen), or it might not and they could be from some other series entirely. Whether they’re Final Fantasians (idk how else to put it, okay) or not, they’re definitely video game-y and porn-y, so regardless, you’re getting nerdy fap material with a little bonus on top for all you FF fans. Be happy~!


Dirty 3D Anime Cutie Fucks & Sucks

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 07.08.10 in CGI/3D

Some virtual porn is really realistic, but the girl in this gallery from Dirty 3D is anime as fuck… and I mean that in the best possible way! The Chun-Li style double buns, big innocent eyes, and above all the RAINBOW COLORED hair – this is a girl who would look at home standing next to the likes of Konata Izumi and all the other innocent-but-hot Lucky Star characters. Actually, I read once that we’re only a few tiny bits of genetic code away from blue hair being a legit, naturally occuring hair color – thus why some people have blue-black hair already. How cool would that be? Unfortunately, I’d wager that multi-colored rainbow hair will always be the domain of hair dye and anime, boooo. Er, yeah, see, this is why it’s sometimes not a good thing for chicks to run porn sites, we end up talking about hairstyles instead of the hardcore pix we’re SUPPOSED to be describing. Um, yeah. Sorry?


Gorgeous Virtual Asian Teen Cutie

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 03.01.10 in CGI/3D

When your virtual vixens look like actual people, you know you’ve got skills – and since this Asian cutie from 3D Teen Sluts (a brand new site, by the way) looks freaking JUST LIKE this cute South Korean girl that I used to live next door to… I’d say that means that this is some high-quality CGI porn. I’m looking forward to see more of their girls, plus I love that they’re doing more than just the typical white, dollish babes. I mean, those are nice and all, but as a rule I tend to find Asians, Latinas, Greeks, Africans, Middle Easterners, etc hotter than the stereotypical white girl. So let’s hope that this is the start of a sexy new “globally gorgeous” trend in 3D/CGI porn!


Blonde Elf Girl Under Sparkling Snow

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 12.27.09 in CGI/3D

I bought my boyfriend a PS3 for Christmas, but I made sure to buy myself a game for it as well – and I settled on the fantasy/JRPG called Folklore… which really seems like it could be the official game of this website, with faeries and elves and all sorts of mythological beings as part of its plot. Anyhow, I’m about to go try out the game for the first time, but before I did, I wanted to give you guys your own version of my Christmas gift – a cute, adorably sexy, blonde elf babe, posing in barely any clothes (just some strategically places flowers and reeds, it looks like), out in a sparkling winter snowfall. This update comes from the Charmed Realm Of Sex, and I think that it’s really gorgeously done – whoever is responsible for this little beauty is definitely a master of the 3d/CGI medium!


Topless Virtual Redhead Babe In Heels

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 07.28.09 in CGI/3D

What’s better than a hot redhead? Well, how about a hot super-detailed virtual redhead babe, “genetically engineered” to be drop-dead gorgeous? Because that’s a pretty good summary of this cutie from 3D Fuck Sluts. Though I do have to ask… what’s with the weird skirt? It sort of looks like a kilt that got attacked by rabid wolves… oh well, I guess it doesn’t matter since it allows you a better look at that perfect pussy of hers. So, next question – why does the background look like she’s in Silent Hill or something? Like, yeah, look at me, I’m a hot redhead and I’m going to go on a half-naked stroll with my weird skirt and stockings and heels through this dilapidated, abandoned town… yeah, that sounds like a good idea… um. I know, I know… I’m putting way too much thought into this. After all, she’s sexy as hell and that’s what counts, right?


The Perfect (Virtual) Hourglass Figure

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 04.22.09 in CGI/3D

I don’t know what this says about my body image, but this virtual babe from My Nude Toons seriously has my ideal body. Hourglass figure, big, round boobs, wide hips, and a cute round butt. Actually, I don’t think that says anything bad about me at all, now that I think about it… I think I have the genetics to be able to look similar to that when I’m in top shape. Not gonna lie, this is the kinda thing I picture when I’m working out. Um, that and Rangiku from Bleach, no joke. But enough about me and my fitness aspirations – I’ve posted a few girls from My Nude Toons before and I’m always blown away by how amazing the quality is of their girls. Seriously, look how perfectly realistic and fantastic those digital boobs are! Whoever’s doing the design work at that site must have a wonderful, thorough appreciation of big, natural boobies. I’m just glad that he (or she, I don’t know) has decided to share their knowledge and skills with us through the creation of super-hot 3D babes like this one!


Beautiful Blue-Skinned 3D Elf Babe

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 03.20.09 in CGI/3D

I don’t think I’m wrong in saying that this might be, straight up, the hottest virtual babe I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m a fan of all of Loki’s stuff at Super XXX 3D, but this dark blue-skinned elf babe is just… damn. She’s tasty as hell. Kinda like a blend of the Marvel Comics character of Mystique (who has always been one of my favorites and super sexy IMHO) and a World Of Warcraft Night Elf… though in picture #7, the pose and ears make her look like Judith from Tales Of Vesperia – there’s a skit pose (seen here at 4:15ish) of Judy where she’s in that exact position, trying to show Yuri how well her armor has protected her “soft skin, free of blemishes and bruises” – yeah, Judith is a tease. I love her. If you haven’t figured that out yet, since I use her as like… the height of fantasy babe hotness pretty regularly. Anyhow, BACK TO THE BLUE-SKINNED VIRTUAL ELF BABE. Because she’s pretty fucking gorgeous too. Well done, Super XXX 3D… your babes really do live up to your name!


Pink-Haired 3D Babe’s Porn Audition

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 02.18.09 in CGI/3D

This clever 3D hentai gallery from Anime Planet X is shown from the POV of a porn casting director, and you get to step into those shoes as a cute pink-haired anime cutie shows her stuff for you! She looks totally innocent and adorable when she first walks onto the set, but as she strips and poses by your instructions, you get a look at her naughty side… as well as her perfect body. This teaser gallery ends with the porn starlet to be showing you her cute little pussy and staring up at you with her giant, hopeful blue eyes… the only question that remains is, will YOU cast her in your personal fantasies? Anime Planet X did, and there’s more of this teen hottie there!


World Of Porncraft: Hot Elf Archer

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 01.20.09 in CGI/3D

I don’t play World Of Warcraft, but I do play a good amount of JRPGs and have developed a serious fondness for archer characters, especially when they’re hot chicks like Nanaly Fletch or Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear – so when I saw this gallery from World Of Porncraft, the sight of a sexy elf chick holding a bow & arrow immediately grabbed my attention. I may not be able to tell you what class or type of elf she is (aren’t there multiple types in WoW?) or who the fuck she’s been captured by (they look like some sort of demon carved out of living stone or something), but I don’t need to know the specific details to be able to tell that a long, lean, naked elf archer = super fucking hot. Thanks, World Of Porncraft, I can always use more nude archery in my life!


Warrior Maiden Fucks Sex Demons

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 01.05.09 in CGI/3D, Hentai Games

If you’re looking for high fantasy in your 3D hentai porn, look no further than interactive CGI sex site Hentai Park. You can choose from anime-style girls or Final Fantasy 3D type chicks, and you control all the other elements as well: want tentacle sex? Robot porn? Evil sex demons? It’s all yours, and here’s an example of just how well those fantasies can be brought to life via Hentai Park – this gallery features a stunning blonde CGI warrior maiden, getting down and dirty with some kinky bondage play. Her partners? None other than a crazy, lightning-element being who looks straight out of Twilight Princess, and a hulking sex demon who’s so massive that he can hold our heroine in the palm of his hand. So you see, when it comes to your innermost anime porn desires, at Hentai Park, absolutely anything is possible. And how fucking kickass is that?


Santa’s Naughty Helper – In 3D!

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 12.19.08 in CGI/3D

I’ve totally been slacking on the 3D/CGI porn as of late… but I’m here to make that up to everyone today, with some absolutely awesome Christmas-themed CGI goodness in the form of a smoking hot blonde naughty Santa’s helper. She comes from 3D Fuck Sluts, which, aside from the slightly comical name, has built a great reputation by featuring only 100% original, exclusive, and member-requested content. So to whoever asked for this amazing Holiday gallery, my hat is off to you – it looks great & I love it! But then again, I pretty much love everything I see from 3D Fuck Sluts… it’s always really high quality. They must have some seriously talented CGI artists doing this stuff, to which all I can say is… fuck yeah & HAPPY HOLIDAYS to all you hentai, toon & CGI porn lovers!


CGI Elf Chick Shows Her Woodland Pride

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 08.24.08 in CGI/3D

I know that I have this uncanny ability to relate just about everything back to Namco Bandai’s Tales Of series, but at least this is a pretty obvious connection: see gorgeous silver-haired elf chick from 3D Teenz; immediately wonder why silver-haired half-elf Raine from Tales Of Symphonia never got a bonus title/costume quite like this. I mean, I know that in the Japanese PS2 version she gets what is essentially a Playboy Bunny outfit, but you know… it’s, uh, always nice to see elf chicks show off their, um, woodland pride (don’t even ask) in skimpy outfits? ………alright. You caught me. I really didn’t have a good idea of what to talk about in regards to the hot CGI elf girl, so I’m just sort of word vomiting about my favorite video games franchise because it comes rather naturally to me. So yeah, feel free to just bypass the rest of this paragraph and get on with looking at the pictures… I’m just going to keep typing here… no particular reason… uh… shout-out to the awesome Violet Blue… I’m going to go get a soda now, so…


Final Fantasy Hardcore Featuring Rikku

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 06.24.08 in CGI/3D

I’ve been getting a LOT of search queries for Final Fantasy hentai, especially featuring X’s Rikku, and after some searching I can finally deliver! I found this flash gallery of Rikku hardcore floating around, and I think I’ve correctly nailed it down to coming from the Anime All Access Pass network of sites (I got lucky and saw a banner ad that featured a screencap from this gallery, and tracked it down until I found out that the way to register for said site is through Anime All Access Pass). So that’s that. But yeah, this is different in that it’s a FLASH gallery – instead of just showing you a table full of thumbs, you’ll just click the directional arrows at the bottom left of the image to navigate through the gallery. I think it’s pretty neat!


Boob Blaster: Awesome Flash Game

[ Comments Off ] Posted on 06.01.08 in CGI/3D, Hentai Games

The other day, I received this e-mail in response to this post, and I think I may have to concede to the one who identified himself as “Johnny Poo Poo Pants”, because it’s pretty fucking awesome and strangely addicting:

“Dude, no.

this is the best fucking thing ever and its not posted on your site!

Boob BLASTER!

be like pew pew pew and dont get titty slapped”

And yes, it’s a flash game where you control a cock and shoot sperm at floating boobies IN SPACE. Each time you miss a certain amount of AWESOME SPACE BOOBAGE, your cock shrinks slightly. If you miss enough, your cock becomes flaccid and the game is over – deeming you “titty slapped”. Aww!

Read on for more screencaps, or just head on over and play Boob Blaster now!

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