Avatar Porn With Jake & Neytiri
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 03.05.10 in Comics/Toons
I may have never bothered to go see Avatar – I know, I know, GASP – because I’ve been way to ADD to sit through movies in theatres lately, but as I don’t live under a rock, I’m well aware of what a global phenomenon the movie has become. Shattering box-office records, getting merchandised to hell and back (seriously, click here to look at the results for a search on Amazon for “Avatar” – it’s nuts), spawning new “Na’vi” sets of otherkin and furries and the like, and of course… creating lots and lots of “Rule 34″ requests on Sam Worthington’s Jake Sully and Zoe Saldana’s Neytiri characters. Well, here you guys go: with the help of the artists over at Cartoon Valley, your wishes for plenty of Avatar porn has been granted! So settle in, relax, and enjoy a more “adult” visit to the world of Pandora!
Erin Esurance, God Of War, FF7 & More
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 02.28.10 in Anime/Manga, Comics/Toons
If you dig adult parodies of various pop culture phenomenons, you’ll probably love JKR Comics. The artist & his team have drawn x-rated versions of everything from Erin Esurance to the God Of War video games to former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin! I’ve collected a few previews of the sorts of goodies you can expect in their member’s area, trying to show off the range & quality of the artwork that JKR Comix puts out… I mean, I’m impressed. I’m also liking the sly humor that they manage to blend with the sexiness – check out the Esurance panels for a good example, it had me loling. Basically, I really like this guy and the stuff he’s putting out, so y’all should support him and go visit his page. The end!
Bella, Edward & Jacob: Twilight 3-Way
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 01.24.10 in Comics/Toons
I’ve never read any of the Twilight books or seen any of the movies, but considering that I’m a diehard ONTD-er, I might as well have… I know far too much gossip and such about Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner to even pretend to be above the whole phenomenon any longer. And can I tell you guys a secret? Um, I saw some of the pages from the soon-to-be-released Twilight graphic novel, and… I sort of want to read it now. I don’t even know why. Maybe there’s some background hypnotism going on, or maybe I’m developing Stockholm Syndrome from all the ONTD posts about the series, but… there it is. I’ve admitted it. Now, I’ll distract you with some porn! Gogo Celeb saves the day once again… sort of? Anyhow, this is a x-rated toon parody version of the New Moon movie… which basically translates to a Jacob/Bella/Edward threesome. No need to be Team anybody in particular when they’re all fucking each other anyway, I guess!
Avatar: The Last Airbender Toon Porn
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 01.14.10 in Comics/Toons
So, my love of cartoon porn and hentai has given me another show that I should probably watch… while I was making this gallery of Avatar: The Last Airbender hardcore from XL Toons, I went searching for a way to identify the characters and stumbled upon the Avatar wikia… and upon reading it, the show actually sounds pretty interesting, and I’m betting that I’ll probably like Katara the best, since, thanks to the Ferines and Walter Delques, I’m a total sucker for any sort of water magic/people… and being a girl, I always gravitate to female characters. I’ll have to report back after I’ve watched some of this show and tell you guys if I was right, in the form of another Avatar gallery, no? Anyhow, enough about me… the characters featured here are Aang, Katara, Azula, Toph Bei Fong, and Zuko (who also looks kinda cool, I have to say).
Samus Aran Fucks Master Chief. Really.
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 01.10.10 in Comics/Toons
Two things have led to me posting this gallery: first, I finally bought a Wii ethernet adaptor so I can download all the “virtual console” games, including the original Metroid games, where our lovely Samus Aran originated. Second… well, let’s just post a link here and be done with that – you’ll either understand or you won’t, and you may count yourself as fortunate if you don’t. It’s just weird. Anyhow, the point is that I wanted to post some Samus pr0nz, and Gogo Celeb happened to have a set of her fucking Master Chief from Halo and… well. There’s really no way I could get away with NOT making a gallery out of that sort of amazing content, right? So here you go.
Christmas Comes To Gotham City
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.25.09 in Comics/Toons
It’s Christmas Day, and I happened to find a really badass Green Arrow action figure in my stocking (complete with trick arrows – even the boxing glove arrow!), so I’ve decided to spread the holiday cheer with a DC Comics themed holiday update from Online Super Heroes! Now, my beloved Oliver Queen isn’t in the mix here, but plenty of the other heavy hitters are: Superman & Lois Lane get it on by the Christmas tree; Batman and Poison Ivy go at it on the rooftops of Gotham City; and The Joker seems to have hosted one hell of a holiday sex party – he’s got Catwoman, Harley Quinn AND Poison Ivy joining in on all the fun… dude must have some impressive powers of persuasion to bag that trio of beauties, no? So now that all the fuss of the big day is winding down, relax, kick off your shoes, and enjoy the way the superheroes (and villains) celebrate Christmas in Gotham!
Christmas Toon Porn: Naruto & More
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.25.09 in Comics/Toons
I was really actually surprised that I was able to find any Christmas-themed cartoon porn – much less that I’d find some from multiple sites! But that’s how it happened: both Drawn Sex and its sister site Cartoon Reality have holiday content, so I’ve made a small sampler of some of the best pictures to help get all you toon sex fans out there into the Christmas spirit! Let’s see, we’ve got characters from Naruto, The Incredibles, Harley Quinn, Lois Griffin, The Jetsons, Kim Possible, The Flintstones, Futurama, and more that I don’t even recognize… who the hell is that dark-skinned girl with the candy-cane colored gun and great ass? I have no idea, but shit rules anyway. Enjoy and happy holidays!
X-Men Orgy: Rogue, Mystique & Storm
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.14.09 in Comics/Toons
Yessssss. I might have to internet marry Leandro Oliveira, the man behind Leandro Comics. He’s taken superhero porn to an entirely new level – his art looks like it belongs straight in the pages of your favorite comic books. I’d go out on a limb and say he’s just as talented – if not more so – than some of the big name artists working for Marvel & DC lately. Check out these pictures if you need proof – Storm has never looked as hot as she does here, playing with her big pink dildo… and Mystique and Sabretooth finally show the sexual chemistry that brought us Graydon Creed. And then of course we’ve got Rogue and Wolverine, which almost makes sense: perhaps his regeneration abilities would be able to counteract her draining powers so that they could actually have skin-to-skin contact? And really, who needs Gambit when you’ve got Wolvie anyhow, so I’m all for this pairing! But seriously, I love this update so much, mostly because of Rogue and Mystique’s inclusion… those two are some of my all-time favorite Marvel characters: X-Men Unlimited #4 is still one of my favorite issues of any comic ever because it focused so heavily on Rogue, Nightcrawler, and Mystique. And the only thing that could’ve made X-Calibre better than it was would’ve been a Rogue cameo – but with how fierce and sexy Mystique was in the AoA, nerds might’ve imploded everywhere due to the sheer hotness factor of those two on the same page. Seriously, you guys, I love Mystique so much. And Rogue. And now, Leandro Comics, obviously!
Emma Watson Hardcore Sex Comics
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.10.09 in Comics/Toons
So a few days back, I saw on my beloved ONTD that my equally-adored Emma Watson had a “nip slip” photo leaked (you can see the post here or just see the picture without commentary here)… and to be honest, it’s nothing spectacular. Just sideboob in a slightly-too-loose bikini. Stop the presses. So anyhow, to make up for the fact that Harry Potter fanatics who lust over Emma are probably somewhat disappointed, here are some fully-nude and hardcore illustrations of our lovely Hermione from Famous Comics. They’ve got her going at it with both nameless random dudes as well as Harry and Ron, so both HP fans and people who just plain think Emma’s hot should be pleased. This isn’t the first time that Famous Comics has delivered some quality stuff featuring Emma, and I doubt it’ll be the last, so if you liked this gallery, you’re in luck & should probably check out the rest of their stuff!
Pocahontas & Alice: Disney Lesbians
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 11.25.09 in Comics/Toons
I’d have to say that Pocahontas is tied with Princess Jasmine for my favorite Disney Princess… I’ve always been more into ethnic and darker-skinned girls, so that’s no surprise. Alice In Wonderland isn’t bad for a blonde, blue-eyed girl, though… and the rendering of an adult Alice that Cartoon Valley has come up with is just amazingly sexy! Judging from the mischevious smirk on Alice’s face, I’d wager that she’s the one who has seduced our pure, naive Native American princess into this lesbian tryst… but it does certainly seem that Pocahontas is enjoying every minute of their rendezvous! And as always, the art style is just phenomenal. Cartoon Valley never disappoints on that front, though – they’re consistently incredible. If you’re a fan of Disney porn or just cartoon sex in general, you definitely owe yourself a visit to their website!
The Wait Is Ova: Rihanna Nude Comics
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 10.21.09 in Comics/Toons
So apparently, Rihanna announced her new album with a cryptic tweet – “The Wait Is Ova. Nov 23 09? – and since I love me some of her music, I’m celebrating in the best way I know how… by posting up some of the newest naked artwork of her from Famous Comics! To be honest, though, I sort of think that the first picture looks more like Lil Mama than a certain Barbadian songstress… but eh, as long as she’s not stage-crashing the VMAs (lol), Mama isn’t that hard on the eyes, so I’m not too broken up about it! The rest of the photos, though, stay true to the quality & accuracy I’ve come to expect from Famous Comics… so y’all can indulge all your fantasies about this brown-skinned babe while listening to Run This Town… and pretend that she’s singing to you personally… or something?
VIDEO: Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 09.13.09 in Comics/Toons, Videos/Movies
I usually write my own descriptions for everything that I post, but the text they use on the main site of Cartoon Gonzo to describe their STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS PORN is just too… amazing?… to pass up. So, without further ado, here you go:
“The main hero of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, inimitable Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker has never realized how sexy his young Padawan Ahsoka Tano was – until now… Man, this swarthy hottie is a real boiling sex pot – and at least she managed to heat young Anakin up too! She’s got her little tight pussy oozing fresh love juice and she wants Skywalker to probe it with his huge cock. Needless to say, he won’t make her wait! Drown in Jedi jizz, bitch!”
That last part has me positively dying, you guys. Jedi jizz! But, um, comical descriptions aside – the video is really well-done, and it’s made in such a way that it’s POV-style… meaning, you can either go with the story they provided and imagine that it’s Anakin fucking her, or you can push him aside and fantasize that it’s you, instead. Nice, points to Cartoon Gonzo, huh?. Anyhow, either click the still image to stream the video, or right-click it to download it to your computer… and have fun!
Megan & Shia Sex Up The Transformers
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 06.22.09 in Comics/Toons
Reading this bunch of Megan Fox versus Angelina Jolie stan craziness (and this groupie report, for the Shia LeBeouf fans) reminded me that there’s only two days until Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen hits theaters. I go back and forth on how I feel about star Megan Fox – I mean, I know she’s hot, but I’m still kinda sore at her for calling Wonder Woman lame – yes, I know that’s a totally nerdy reason to dislike someone, shut up – but I do love me some Shia and I did really enjoy the first movie, so I’m pretty pumped to see how the sequel turns out, and I know that I can’t be the only one. So to bring everyone’s excitement for the movie to a whole new level, here’s some Transformers-themed sex toons from Gogo Celeb, featuring both the two human stars AND all of their giant, robotic friends getting in on all the action!
Super-Powered Sex With The X-Men
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 05.13.09 in Comics/Toons
With the recent release of the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie (and its accompanying super-awesome video game), I’ve decided that the denizens of the internet porn world are in dire need of some hot, hot mutant sexcapades. Enter Online Super Heroes and their particular brand of high-quality drawn superhero smut and this particularly awesome gallery that features a veryhorny Ms. Marvel – who I’ve always thought had one of the sexiest costumes in the Marvel universe, considering how well it shows off her giant tits – teaming up with everyone’s favorite mutant heroes, the X-Men, for some super-powered sex. Let’s see, we’ve got Wolverine, Gambit, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Colossus, Emma Frost, what I think is supposed to be Havok (sorry, I’m not that into him) and some other girl whose name I TOTALLY KNOW but am also totally forgetting… all having their way with the cosmically-powered Carol Danvers… and each other, of course. Just what we needed – Online Super Heroes never disappoints!
More Bleach Porn From Comics-Toons
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 04.05.09 in Comics/Toons
I’ve been watching so much Bleach lately that it’s practically coming out of my ears – I literally had about 15 episodes of the Bount story arc on my DVR and watched them all in the past two days. Man, I really loved Mabashi, too =/ At least it was my favorite Soul Reaper who kicked his ass, though… I even have a Soifon wallpaper as my desktop background right now, haha. Um, anyhow, in the spirit of my current Bleach craze, I found more Bleach hentai for you all to enjoy, from the always awesome drawn porn website Comics-Toons. This gallery features a ton of Bleach characters – Gin Ichimaru (who I have a weird inexplicable almost-crush on), Kenpachi Zaraki, Soifon, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Rangiku Matsumoto, Yoruichi Shihoin, Orihime Inoue, Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Isane Kotetsu, and a few others who aren’t immediately obvious to me (I haven’t seen the entire series). So enjoy, and if you’re looking for more, keep in mind that Comics-Toons seems to always keep a good supply of Bleach porn on hand!
